What would happen if you burned a dolphin?
What would happen if you burned a dolphin? With fire? Suppose the dolphin tried to jump through a ring of fire, but panicked and messed up or you held a blowtorch to its skin for five seconds (aprox.)? These are mammals who have evolved for thousands of years under water, I very much doubt their skin would be able to handle fire seeing as they’re species have never known about this very real force of nature.
6 Comments to “What would happen if you burned a dolphin?”
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By LMOF, April 22, 2010 @ 8:32 pm
That is sick.
By John Sample, April 24, 2010 @ 7:58 am
you would be having roast dolphin for dinner
By David H, April 24, 2010 @ 2:31 pm
No animal skin has evolved to handle fire. A land animal’s skin is no better at it than a sea animal’s. Fire is not a selective pressure for animals, it generally destroys them outright. Animals have evolved the ability to get away from fire.
By Butterbean, April 26, 2010 @ 2:57 am
You would be the first documented case of someone with a negative IQ.
By Aqwa, April 28, 2010 @ 8:18 pm
you’ll go to Hell without parole
By Widow ♂, May 1, 2010 @ 7:10 am
People would line up to kick you in the nuts.